The Stages of a Pub Quiz

... As told by the US Office

When you make plans to go and need to get hyped up. You are going to win this!

When you really get settled in and ready

When the whole team turns up and the sheets are handed out

When you get a question correct

When Scott cracks open his tin of dad jokes

When you get lumped with taking up the answer sheets

But you lock eyes with another team

When your team receive a team name prize

Or when you have a 10/10 name and still don't get a prize

When your team-mate comes up with the right answer. Suddenly it makes sense.

When something you know actually pops up

When you spot a mobile phone on another teams table

When a team-mate goes out on a limb and get it wrong

When you are 100% sure that you have the correct answer but you actually blow the question

When Goose starts spinning his school disco tunes

When one of the rounds is Art & Literature

When you can't decide if it was released in 1999 or 2000

When your team finishes with a good score, but no prize

When the scores are read out, and your team makes it into the top 2

And when your team eventually win the quiz!

Then that sweet, sweet bar tab is yours!

P.S. When your team leaves after pleasant evening, still in possession of our pen

P.P.S. All the best businesses are named this way.

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