The Stages of a Pub Quiz
... As told by the US Office
When you make plans to go and need to get hyped up. You are going to win this!
When you really get settled in and ready
When the whole team turns up and the sheets are handed out
When you get a question correct
When Scott cracks open his tin of dad jokes
When you get lumped with taking up the answer sheets
But you lock eyes with another team
When your team receive a team name prize
Or when you have a 10/10 name and still don't get a prize
When your team-mate comes up with the right answer. Suddenly it makes sense.
When something you know actually pops up
When you spot a mobile phone on another teams table
When a team-mate goes out on a limb and get it wrong
When you are 100% sure that you have the correct answer but you actually blow the question
When Goose starts spinning his school disco tunes
When one of the rounds is Art & Literature
When you can't decide if it was released in 1999 or 2000
When your team finishes with a good score, but no prize
When the scores are read out, and your team makes it into the top 2
And when your team eventually win the quiz!
Then that sweet, sweet bar tab is yours!
P.S. When your team leaves after pleasant evening, still in possession of our pen
P.P.S. All the best businesses are named this way.